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Bertha
Yvonne
Beetlemyer
Bittensteele
Why not have Miss Birdie bring her antics to your church or
activity. Below you will find just a few of her escapades…
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Miss
Birdie’s Top Ten Tips On How
To
Have A Successful Shopping Trip
Miss Birdie and friends help you to mentally and physically fit for
the “art” of shopping!
A Woman and Her Pocketbook
Miss Birdie discusses a woman and her pocketbook, her
dependency on her pocketbook and the lack of a man to understand that
dependency!
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Five Stages of Being a Mother
Miss Birdie shares the different stages in the life of a mother.
From the child thinking she “knows” everything, to “not knowing”
how to come out of the rain, to “Mom’s not as stupid” as I thought,
to finally realizing her wisdom!
A Woman & Her Purse…
Which One Are You!
It has taken Miss Birdie years of study but she has finally earned
her Masters Degree in Purse-Ology. She discusses women and the pocketbook
they carry and WHY!
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It’s In the Bag
![C:\Documents and Settings\Mary\Local Settings\Temporary Internet Files\Content.IE5\0KCX19KS\MCj02336960000[1].wmf](MissBirdie_files/image002.gif) Need
a tissue. A “wipey”, or writing pen,
Chewing gum,
paper clip or safety pin,
Lotion, breath
mint or aspirin?
She’s got it in
her bag
A comb, a brush,
a mirror, too,
A band-aid, lip
stick – one, maybe two,
Cell phone,
pictures, dried-up Super Glue??
It’s all there in
her bag.
Coupons, credit
cards, checks and some cash,
Old candy and
cough drops, lint and trash,
Pennies, buttons,
packs of crackers all smashed!
You’ll find them,
in her bag.
What reassures
may lurk in each zipper and nook,
But to save time
to find “it”, just dump and look.
A mysterious
wonder – a gal’s pocketbook!
For what “ere you
have a need of, it’s in the bag.
Written by:
Lanisse S. Cantelmo
This poem was in
the bulletin May 9, 2009
A Mother’s Day
Event
Tabernacle
Advent Christian Church Lenoir, NC
Mary & “Miss
Birdie” had a blast taking part in your program!
Thanks ladies for making “us” feel so
welcome!
If you would like to talk to me, just give me a
call or e-mail.
I’m looking forward to hearing from you!
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